🐶 Everything I Know About Life, I Learned from My Frenchies

(No degree required. Just snorts, naps, and the occasional fart.)

People say everything they needed to know they learned in kindergarten. But honestly? My Frenchies taught me more.

Here’s a little wisdom from the squishy-faced philosophers I share my life with:

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1. Take naps like it’s your job.

If the sun is shining through the window, that’s a divine invitation to curl up and snooze like you’re getting paid for it.

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2. Love doesn’t need words.

Sometimes it’s a warm head tucked under your chin or a paw on your chest that says everything without saying a thing.

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3. Greet your people like they’ve been gone for a decade.

Even if they just went to the bathroom. Or the laundry room. Or turned their back for two seconds and you didn’t notice.

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4. Zoomies fix everything.

Bad day? Run full speed in a circle like your soul depends on it. Frenchie logic: spin now, think later.

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5. Protect what you love.

Even if it’s just barking at the Amazon delivery man when your mom is home alone. We’ve got this, Ma.

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6. Find joy in the small stuff.

A crinkly toy. A warm blanket. A soft hug from mom when you’re feeling down because someone didn’t pet you first. That’s the good life.

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7. Flatulence happens.

It’s natural. Embrace the moment. Laugh. Light a candle. Or get a waterless automatic essential oil diffuser like mom. (Trust us. It helps.)

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8. Stick close to your people.

Frenchies are Velcro for a reason—we know where the good stuff is: love, safety, and snacks.

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9. Don’t be afraid to take up space.

Snore loudly. Stretch fully. Wiggle your whole body when you’re happy. Kick your mom while you try to sleep, because you sat too close. You deserve to be here.

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10. Let yourself be loved.

Fully. Messily. Unapologetically. You are worthy of it—even on your stinkiest day.

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I thought I was getting dogs.

Turns out, I was getting little life coaches with smushed faces and big hearts.

If you’re lucky enough to be loved by a Frenchie, you already know. And if you’re just joining the world of Belle Vu babies—get ready. Your life is about to change in the best, most snort-filled way.

💜 From our hearts (and farts) to yours,

The Belle Vu Frenchies family